On Delusional Mother Fuckers

If you still (or ever) believe that tRump won the election only to have some mythological dark force “steal” the fat frumptard’s victory from him. Then please. Please. Move to Russia now. Russia is awesome. They believe whitepeople are awesome. You will have much great live. Many monies. Big balls. Real freedom, russian-style. Da.

The Bitterness of “Mother’s Day”

If someone asked me what I wanted for everyone for Mother’s Day I would say that the best and highest-priority gift should be the right to full autonomy for all women over their body. It’s a brutal irony that, if conservative fuck-heads have their way, women would never have that autonomy. For some inexplicable reason,… Continue reading The Bitterness of “Mother’s Day”

The Ghost Of McCarthy Wants Tucker Dead

Tucker doesn’t really love Russia. What he actually loves is attention, money, and more attention. He would say he loves any repugnant, putrid vitriol so long as it garners his fragile ego more views. In that respect there’s little different between him and Der tRumper, other than the fact he can use words with more… Continue reading The Ghost Of McCarthy Wants Tucker Dead

Anti-Vaxxer Commits Suicide, Attempts To Murder Family Just To Prove They’re Right

Long Island N.Y. It’s a christening. A happy time in these dark, depressing days. A new baby, proud parents, ecstatic relatives and friends. By now everyone knows the routine for gatherings: if you’re sick – stay away, if you’re around the elderly or vulnerable or too young be careful and wear a mask. And of… Continue reading Anti-Vaxxer Commits Suicide, Attempts To Murder Family Just To Prove They’re Right

GOP: The Party Of Death Over Reason

Masking helps prevent getting sick. Most people don’t want to get sick. But for some asinine reason the GOP has gotten the “stupid” virus from their former leader and become as stupid as possible. Masking can save lives, save suffering, save money but the GOP instead prefers to weaponize the act as a way to… Continue reading GOP: The Party Of Death Over Reason

Dear “You Know Who You Are”…

It’s been a few years now. And you know what? I don’t feel bad not being your friend any more. Yes thanks, I’m doing great, and no, I don’t care how you are, or what I’ve missed. I’d say “glhf” but I wouldn’t mean it. At least not sincerely. Good talk. Good talk.

Cleansing the Gene Pool

There is a resurgence of COVID in the Delta variant, and it is doing a pretty good job of cleaning up those not smart enough to get vaccinated. By now virtually anyone who wants a vaccine can get one. Local pharmacies, hospitals, civic centers, you name it, the vaccine is there for virtually any adult.… Continue reading Cleansing the Gene Pool

My Joy In Your Belief

Oh it’s so lovely when I hear the words “God will protect me,” most especially when it comes in answer to the question: Will you get the COVID vaccine? I applaud, nay, I support your faith in the invisible hand of your belief that will ensure that you will not get sick. Or if you… Continue reading My Joy In Your Belief