John Roberts Hates Stability and Evenhandedness

“I do think that it is a jolt to the legal system when you overrule a precedent. Precedent plays an important role in promoting stability and evenhandedness,” [John Roberts] said then. -NPR Or maybe he’s just a lying shitbag.

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Queen Horseface Wins the Race

Well congrats to you Ol’Horseface, you finally won the race you’ve been running for decades. Too bad that your legacy will always be paved with blood and ill will. Also too bad that it’s a harbinger for the end of the British monarchy, but that part’s not your fault. Well.. not exclusively all your fault.

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Slime Dripping Cunt Sluts #1 and #2

Note to all humans: The following named “beings” are toxic and need to be avoided at all costs: Matthew Kacsmaryk in Amarillo, Texas – Hateful shitparade of nonchalant fantasy law. Believes that all women are “chattel”. Jeanne Mancini, Deep Dark Hole of Ignorance and Hate, Ohio – Judas twat of the first order, hobbies: dancing… Continue reading Slime Dripping Cunt Sluts #1 and #2

Pimp Musk

If a pimp has an odor then it’s probably the scent of jizz mixed with moldy money. I think that about characterizes Elon’s breath pretty well. The New York Times, along with several other organisations and celebrities, said they would not pay for the tick. It prompted Elon Musk to launch a volley of insults… Continue reading Pimp Musk

Entitled Gen Z – Making Life Miserable for Gen X

Apparently, at least according to the news, Gen Z pro-woman-murdering fuckbuckets are having a proud moment that they “accomplished something”. Stripping a woman’s right to autonomy over her own body somehow equates to “social justice”. This coming from Dick and Jane who never left the comfort of their parent’s purse strings. Never had to work… Continue reading Entitled Gen Z – Making Life Miserable for Gen X

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Beggars Can’t Be Choosers

Mitch, Mitch, Mitch. You don’t get it both ways Hon… WASHINGTON (AP) — Senate Republican leader Mitch McConnell said Tuesday it’s “quite stupid” for corporations to speak out against the Georgia voting law, intensifying his warnings for big business to stand down as Congress delves into President Joe Biden’s infrastructure package and other defining issues.”… Continue reading Beggars Can’t Be Choosers

Piers Porridge Hot

Let’s open with: Piers Morgan can suck off a dead dog. Great, now that’s over, let’s explain why! Weeee! Let’s start with some very basic definitions: a) Free Speech is contextual. Yes you are free to say whatever you choose. Piers did that, and bully for him. However, free speech is not a Get Out… Continue reading Piers Porridge Hot

The Greene Whore

It’s been refreshing to step away from the hate, from the ritual of name-and-shame that was a routine, nay virtually daily task of the past four years. It’s a honest burden to take that back up again, in naming twat-waffles like Marjorie. Truth is there are a LOT of terrible people like her. She’s actually… Continue reading The Greene Whore

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