Tommy Tuberville Sells Wire Coat Hangers

Tommy is angry that our armed forces provide healthcare for women soldiers. So he’s going to actively prevent anyone from being promoted. This, of course will mean that current units will be understaffed, overworked, and frustrated that their well deserved promotions are being witheld. The US Marine Corps has no confirmed commandant for the first… Continue reading Tommy Tuberville Sells Wire Coat Hangers

John Roberts Hates Stability and Evenhandedness

“I do think that it is a jolt to the legal system when you overrule a precedent. Precedent plays an important role in promoting stability and evenhandedness,” [John Roberts] said then. -NPR Or maybe he’s just a lying shitbag.

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SCROTUS

Bunch of white fucks and an oreo, making sure America is by the rich, for the rich, white, christian, and fascist.

Queen Horseface Wins the Race

Well congrats to you Ol’Horseface, you finally won the race you’ve been running for decades. Too bad that your legacy will always be paved with blood and ill will. Also too bad that it’s a harbinger for the end of the British monarchy, but that part’s not your fault. Well.. not exclusively all your fault.

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Woke

Woke is an interesting term. Prior to the modern conservative obsession with it, the word had a definition that made sense. Woke was a slang term for people that understood the systematic historical oppression of racial inequality. They woke up and saw the racial injustice. That was all it was. I don’t love the term,… Continue reading Woke